Am I missing something, Part II?
With the oppressive heat, I guess I just didn't feel like cooking out at all. Not that I wouldn't go to someone else's place for a cookout. Since it has cooled down some, I thought I'd buy a grill to bbq.
I went to one of the big box stores. I asked the stocking clerk where the grills were? His answer "They'd probably be right here, but we are using the section for Halloween candy". Humm? Well, at least there weren't Christmas decorations there. "You have any artificial Christmas trees in yet"?