Midland Odessa’s Dad Jokes-Gunner Has A Ton Of Em And You Can Steal!

Hey--its Gunner from the Gwen and Gunner Morning Show here on Lonestar 92.3--and whenever we are out, or while we're on the air from time to time--we'll have someone approach us or call in and tell us a Dad Joke of their own and we all laugh (or roll our eyes) together... I've been driving Gwen nuts with these every weekday morning now for months so I thought I'd share some of the ones I consider to be the best--in case you missed them and want to use them yourself to get a laugh when you're with your friends or family. Again--these are not proprietary so share and steal all you like! And be sure to listen every weekday morning to Lonestar 92.3 to hear the latest one!

If You See A Robbery At An Apple Store--Does That Make You An iWitness?

How Does Cereal Py It's Bills? With Chex.

Did You Know French Fries Weren't Cooked First In France? They Were Cooked In Greece.

Do You Know Which Days Are The Strongest? Saturdays and Sundays. The Rest Are Weekdays.

Do You Know Where Pirates get Their Hooks? At Second-hand Stores.

What Do You Call A Hay Bundle In Church? Christian Bale.

I Have A Hard Time Trusting Stairs... They're Always Up To Something.

What Do You Call A Wizard Who's Terrible At Football? Fumbledore.

Do You Know What The Astronaut's Favorite Part Of A Computer Is? The Space Bar.

What Is A Ghost's Favorite Fruit? Boo-Berries.

What Happens When Frogs Illegally Park? The Get Toad.

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