Hey--its Gunner from the Gwen and Gunner Morning Show here on Lonestar 92.3--and whenever we are out, or while we're on the air from time to time--we'll have someone approach us or call in and tell us a Dad Joke of their own and we all laugh (or roll our eyes) together... I've been driving Gwen nuts with these every weekday morning now for months so I thought I'd share some of the ones I consider to be the best--in case you missed them and want to use them yourself to get a laugh when you're with your friends or family. Again--these are not proprietary so share and steal all you like! And be sure to listen every weekday morning to Lonestar 92.3 to hear the latest one!

If You See A Robbery At An Apple Store--Does That Make You An iWitness?

Jorge Salgado
Jorge Salgado

How Does Cereal Py It's Bills? With Chex.

Party Mix Background

Did You Know French Fries Weren't Cooked First In France? They Were Cooked In Greece.

French fries.

Do You Know Which Days Are The Strongest? Saturdays and Sundays. The Rest Are Weekdays.

Events calendar

Do You Know Where Pirates get Their Hooks? At Second-hand Stores.

Pirate with treasure in briefcase

What Do You Call A Hay Bundle In Church? Christian Bale.

24th RNCI Red Nation International Film Festival and Awards Ceremony
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I Have A Hard Time Trusting Stairs... They're Always Up To Something.

Antonis Liokouras

What Do You Call A Wizard Who's Terrible At Football? Fumbledore.

A Tour Of The Set Of Harry Potter
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Do You Know What The Astronaut's Favorite Part Of A Computer Is? The Space Bar.

Rocking Astronaut, 3d render

What Is A Ghost's Favorite Fruit? Boo-Berries.


What Happens When Frogs Illegally Park? The Get Toad.

Meditating Toad

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LOOK: 50 famous memes and what they mean

With the infinite number of memes scattered across the internet, it's hard to keep track. Just when you've grasped the meaning of one hilarious meme, it has already become old news and replaced by something equally as enigmatic. Online forums like Tumblr, Twitter, 4chan, and Reddit are responsible for a majority of meme infections, and with the constant posting and sharing, finding the source of an original meme is easier said than done. Stacker hunted through internet resources, pop culture publications, and databases like Know Your Meme to find 50 different memes and what they mean. While the almost self-replicating nature of these vague symbols can get exhausting, memes in their essence can also bring people closer together—as long as they have internet access.


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