If you see me with a black eye don't be alarmed. If you know me, you know I am one of the clumsiest people on the planet. It is no surprise to hear that I have fallen or run into something or bumped my head or something like that.

So if you see me with a black eye here's why, I bumped my face on the corner of the cabinet door. Bam! Wasn't paying attention and the  corner of the door hit me right in underneath my eye. So know I look like someone who took a hook to the eye, but don't worry no one hit me.

I am just a clumsy old thing.