I Won The Powerball

I won, I won, I won! Yeah the only thing I won, was $4! I got the powerball, that's it! Out of $700 million dollars all I won was $4.

Last night, as you know the PowerBall had it's second largest jackpot ever, and this time there was a winner. There was a winner out of Massachusetts. There wasn't even a $2 million dollar winner in Texas.

Isn't it crazy how when we bought our tickets we all left the store of winning, at least something? Well I guess I can't complain, I did win something, $4.

I can't say it's $4 more than I had because I spent $20 to win $4. This is how I feel win I leave the casino.